Ballad

The Ballad of Stacy

Stacy oh Stacy where art thou?
Stacy I miss you I do.
I look for you blindly
Like a spider biting you kindly
And peanut butter and jeeeeeeellllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy!

Are you lost on the sea in a boat?
Or a rubber duck stuck in a moat.
The poor little ducky squeals a quack-quack
See, without you lunch is all wack!

You survived the Wendy's advances
And knew how to take chances.
Don't get eaten by Parker's car
Like a bug in a jam jar.
Oh Stacy oh Stacy where art thou?!?!?!?!?!?!